i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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