Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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