you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
