how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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