alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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