I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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