is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm just crazy horny about you
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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