Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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