i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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