these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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