i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Small penises have feelings too.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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