puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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