i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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