Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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