My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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