Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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