Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
