I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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