Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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