I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
