Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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