About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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