So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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