So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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