I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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