My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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