Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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