Already got asked if we're dating
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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