why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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