if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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