Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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