I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It's just like the Real World with babies
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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