For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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