It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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