he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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