i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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