I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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