he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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