Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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