Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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