We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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