I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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