If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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