Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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