You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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