her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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