I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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