My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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