i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
They are going to name an STD after you.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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