I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Randomize
